chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

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Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

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sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012

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astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

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Chicken Tooth

The same spot between two teeth where food routinely gets stuck and is difficult to remove. Stringy meats (I.e. chicken or pot roast) are the most common foods that get stuck in this spot.

I've got a piece of steak stuck in my chicken tooth again.

by pncruse August 11, 2014

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Chicken Clit

an act during sexual intercourse when the penis of a male touches the clit of a woman, it becomes the chicken clit.

Cock meets Clit, the Chicken Clit.

I just did some crazy chicken clit last night with Becky, had her squawking.

1: Just had some nice sex last night!

2: that's fun, but did u perform Chicken Clit?

1: nope :(

by Sano Cultist November 28, 2021

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