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brown zero 

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.
Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

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Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

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To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.
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sprite zero 

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.
i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.
sprite zero by dyan83875 June 8, 2009

Soft Zero 

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.
Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.
Soft Zero by doubledew December 13, 2010

Poweraide Zero 

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?
Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.
Poweraide Zero by ArchAdams February 22, 2011

Horizon Zero Dawn 

A game with three totally random thrown together nouns as title and a female Legolas as main charakter, who is fighting some angry robots with primitive weapons. You will love it!
A: "Hey, do you know this game who was published in March 2017 in which you are fighting with bow and arrow against robots, who are watching over an epic landscape?"

B: "Oh, do you mean Breath of the Wild?"

A:"Aaaargh! I mean Horizon Zero Dawn"

Patient Zero 

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.
Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.
Patient Zero by methradeth October 10, 2019

The Zero Gravity Phase 

The zero gravity phase is the period of time that an object appears not to be affected by gravity because of its weight.
A balloon became weightless when it entered the zero gravity phase