Yard Ninja

Noun - A short ninja, around two feet tall, that reside in the yard in the night time. They continually stare into the windows of the residents house, as a voyeur, giggled in the background. If a person is vigilant enough, they can catch them in action. Yard Ninjas are weak against the common porcupine, but cannot be killed by one. Yard Ninjas originated around the 1300's AD, when they were discovered trampling on the grave of William Wallace

I caught me a Yard Ninja last night, bugger had 13 of my collectable Pez dispensers.... I'm gonna buy me some guard porcupines..

by The Dylanatron December 24, 2010

Yard Goat

A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.

Hey you know charley? He's a fricken yard goat bruh

by The Char44 March 17, 2016

hteet yaced

pronounced theet yaced redyeulous code name for someone with teeth decay

Me:Like have you seen her teeth
Sars:Yeah dat bitch got some serious hteet yaced

by eshays1234567 April 26, 2008

yardwork

the opposite of litework

yo, that test was yardwork

by yags November 25, 2007

yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

yarding

simply put: to have sex ; usually used in the ghetto neighborhoods of dallas

Mickey and Johnny were yarding in her parent's bedroom last night.

by Nerissa Torrez October 8, 2007

Yard Fail

A usually haphazard group of items simply left out on the street, alley, or yard for people to pick through. Sometimes marked with a "Free" sign.

"Hey, Sammy, I just spied a yard fail down the street, wanna check it out?"

by Diem Jay April 29, 2008