Woke Art 

Art designed to annoy or provoke so your rejection proves you’re a bigot, dressed up as moral enlightenment.

"The Rings of Power felt like woke art: every scene crafted to frustrate Tolkien purists, so their anger could be used against them."

Woke Art by Skullford October 6, 2025

Woke right

It is an umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create.

These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending anti semitism and perpetuate Zionism as the norm.

They try to criticize, mock, ridicule and censor anyone who doesn’t support Zionism as a legitimate foreign policy strategy.

It was originally coined as a slur against people who opposed spending billions to fund foreign wars and toppling other foreign governments, but shortly after it was created it was discovered that it more appropriately describes individuals who have centered there ideology around pushing Zionist propaganda as their core belief.

Those “woke right” people really hate it when you bring up the “10 wars in 10 years” strategy

Woke right by @FuckTheGov.org October 13, 2025

Woke Healer

Someone who is aware of their wounds, their consciousness, spirituality, behavior, and complete existence and works towards their healing and betterment of self to ever evolve and "wake up"

Wow, his authenticity, vulnerability, courage, and healing really show the woke healer he is

Woke Healer by LakotaN8ive April 23, 2026

Woke Brigade

What some people call a group of people who try to make sure everyone is being kind and fair to others, especially about things like race, gender or other differences. They speak up if someone is making bigotry comments or educating someone who isn’t up to date with current affairs.

Bigot: I don’t care about war, minorities or social injustice. I am just a horrible person who makes racist comments and political claims without any education.

Someone: Oh no, no way you just said that infront of the woke brigade.

Woke brigade: NeeNaw NeeNaw, I hear someone needs to be slapped in the face with some wokeness.

Woke Brigade by theofficalwokebrigade May 1, 2026

Get Woke, Go Broke

Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.

"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"

Get Woke, Go Broke by Skua September June 17, 2018

finna woke 

We know you're here from Jacksfilms. Come up with your own #YIAYfw

Wow! You're finna woke fam. Stop.

finna woke by FatherTorbjorn February 14, 2018

Pa-woke 

The lowest breed of human degenerates that comprises the 3% of the population; sharing the same shitty opinions, tweeting and ranting if it only fits their narrative and stuff. They think being pa-woke with their selective power of justice, bestowed upon them by Twitter will save the Earth from degeneracy and feed the poor, not knowing they only make themselves look like a cringey, pathetic case of whiny nutjobs.

They are the minority that no one wants and no one asked for. A minor inconvenience and a disgrace to the society that needs to be obliterated before infecting others.

On the contrary, this is not a word for smart-shaming since being pa-woke is not a smart thing to be, it has never been. They are pathetic morons.

Pa-woke: omg i hate this goverment it sucks they dont feed the poor omg #resist #feedthepoor

Also Pa-woke: omg did you hear about the new iphone it looks good i wonder how much it costs me if i sell my old iphone for that. #blessed

Pa-woke by Iloathepawokes April 23, 2020