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e-wizard 

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.
"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris
e-wizard by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005

the great wizard 

A 50+ yr old virgin. Usually a loser and a social outcast, an upgraded version of wizard status.
That faggot Kyle is the great wizard of Oz.
the great wizard by FagFilezz July 2, 2016

cheesy wizard sleeve 

a well used and fermented vagina that droops like a sleeve of a wizard.
that porn star has a cheesy wizard sleeve

potato wizard 

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.
<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

wet wizard 

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.
Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.
wet wizard by Classified23 November 17, 2017

Booty wizard 

Someone who inhaled 1000 or more farts directly out of an anus.
My boyfriend of 4 years eats my ass out every night! He’s a total booty wizard.
Booty wizard by Daddykins11 June 4, 2018