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windows

Just another pane in the glass.
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Windows

Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.

Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.
Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!
by Esai May 27, 2006
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fuck the windows

me and ma niggas aaron and jamal were washin some cars wen we saw dat the windows were lookin shit. so wat did we say? we sed fuck the windows, fuck the windows, fuck the windows!
if you feel that it is unecessary to perform a particular task then u can adapt this phrase to your situation.....eg fuck the boot or fuck the wheels.
by lemmon August 3, 2004
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windows

A rarely used slang for methamphetamines, based on the term "glass."
"Hey, I'm coming over to pick up that windows disk."

"Bring forty bucks."
by Animus_Anima July 4, 2006
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windows

The clip Juice Box is refering to is the beta showing of Windows 98. When it wasn't finished.
Bugs on an unfinished product, wordwhodathunkit/word?
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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winos

Term used to describe those cheap, black shoes with tan soles usually sold at grocery stores and drugstores and worn by transients, skateboarders and old men who have absoloutely no concern for their attire.
"I got some new insoles for my winos."

"Nice shoes!" "Yeah, they're the lates in hipster fashion, they're called winos."

"My first day back to college and I spilled PBR on my brand new winos."

"I'm going to Rite Aid to get me some new winos."
by Plumber One March 20, 2013
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Windows 1.0

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