walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

Creep Walk

to br00t@lly walk around to br3@kdowns.

you can find scene kids displaying this at local murdercore shows.

Scotty: Dude, I got roundhouse kicked soo hard, when I was creep walking around to that br00t@l breakdown at the TDWP show last night.

Jerry: That sucks brah, you shouldn't creep walk that low next time.

Scotty: Shut up, Jerry.

by Gnarnold February 4, 2009

walk at me

when someone says "walk at me" it means to walk towards them and do the porn right at that moment wherever you are!

boi: yo gurl walk at me

gurl: ok *starts walking*
*boi + gurl banging*

by snoopdawg420 December 12, 2016

Walking Headass

A term used for someone who is making a fool of themselves or being annoying/obnoxious. It can also mean someone is extremely stoned/stupid high.

Man, Ryan is being a walking headass right now, Jumping up and down, making a fool of himself.

Kenny is so high, he's becoming a walking headass

Brady, you're a walking headass

by UNC1V1L August 17, 2017

walking with a ghost

-to get high
-the song "walking with a ghost" by tegan and sara can be interpreted as being high

"yo wanna come over tonight and walk with a ghost?"
"i was walking with a ghost last night and i bugged out"

by aryy August 30, 2007

Zombie-Walking

zombie-walking is the act of walking in a zombie-like state, usually while under the influence of marijuana.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we just zombie-walked cross town,lets get sbarro."

when zombie walking occurs, stop where you are and gain your boundaries, or smoke a spliff and continue.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we've been zombie-walking for miles, lets get sbarro."

by ArghPeteyPirate May 25, 2009

walking dead

When a man comes in a woman's eyes and she is left to stagger around with her arms outstretched, looking for something to clean up with.

After I popped on her face, she did the Walking Dead until she found her way into the bathroom and flushed the goo out of her eyes.

by Uncle Merkin May 24, 2016