pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles

Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Medium Waffle

Medium waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.

by crowberries April 21, 2018

Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP

Blue Waffle

by Nuioj August 5, 2018

Whiffy Waffle

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016