Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
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A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"
The english, classier version of Shut the front Door
The english, classier version of Shut the front Door
by fede01_8 January 27, 2013
Get the Shut the french windows mug.This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
by vanillavillain February 14, 2012
Get the fuck windows mug.Euphemism for taking a dump.
"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."
by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008
Get the releasing Windows Vista mug.Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
by RemiKYS March 4, 2022
Get the Activate Windows Watermark Removal mug.The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
Get the This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. mug.