Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale

Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude

by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler August 25, 2016

whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created

When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!

by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016

Swag Whale

In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters

O yea, he is one Swag Whale

by Leroy Jenkens February 7, 2017

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”

“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”

by Stinky Link July 28, 2020