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by Jackie Smiley February 24, 2009
Get the Valencia Community College [VCC] mug.1. Doing a valenzia is an act of purely legendarical proportions. A valenzia is the act of one man banging his partner whilst she is either; cleaning their apartment or accomodation; cooking a meal or snack; or washing and subsequently ironing her man's clothes. The man who commits this glorious act is also referred to as a 'valenzia', but can also be know as a 'thunderchucker', because he partakes in the act of a thunderchuck. Often a valenzia will be ridiculously well hung, and his overstaffing in the trouser department often leads to poor posture and back problems in later life.
2. The alternate public act of doing a valenzia is different to the previous definition, as it is inappropriate to bang your girlfriend in public whilst she cooks or cleans or irons. This definition of a valenzia refers to the act of dancing naked, with a duck tape covered penis, in Harrods or less commonly Selfridges. Often done to the 'Cha Cha Slide', but also not uncommonly danced to the 'Surfin Bird' song, or 'Carry On Wayward Son' by Kansas.
2. The alternate public act of doing a valenzia is different to the previous definition, as it is inappropriate to bang your girlfriend in public whilst she cooks or cleans or irons. This definition of a valenzia refers to the act of dancing naked, with a duck tape covered penis, in Harrods or less commonly Selfridges. Often done to the 'Cha Cha Slide', but also not uncommonly danced to the 'Surfin Bird' song, or 'Carry On Wayward Son' by Kansas.
1. "Hey, I heard Simon got some action last night."
"Yeah, but his apartment is so clean, where did he bang his chick- in the oven?"
"My friend you are suprisingly close with that guess, have you not heard of doing a valenzia?"
"No, dude, please inform me of what can only be a wonderous act!"
"Well judging from the semen stains upon the iron board, I would surmise that Simon fucked Stacey whilst she pressed his shirts."
"Nice."
2. "Wow that dude's willy is bare small!"
"Yeah if you're going to do a valenzia in Harrod's, don't do it in the refriderated section where it shrinks to the size of a cole."
"Yeah, but his apartment is so clean, where did he bang his chick- in the oven?"
"My friend you are suprisingly close with that guess, have you not heard of doing a valenzia?"
"No, dude, please inform me of what can only be a wonderous act!"
"Well judging from the semen stains upon the iron board, I would surmise that Simon fucked Stacey whilst she pressed his shirts."
"Nice."
2. "Wow that dude's willy is bare small!"
"Yeah if you're going to do a valenzia in Harrod's, don't do it in the refriderated section where it shrinks to the size of a cole."
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Get the Valentine Mouse mug.a kniving bitch with less worth than a fucking penny. She thinks she's gods gift to earth but everyone really hates her not to mention all the diseases and STDs she has. She is faker than a barbie. She likes to be a whore and she has bleach blonde hair. She's a brat that thrives off of attention. Also she will never have any worth and should drown in the deep blue sea as soon as possible. now would be great. or she could burn in the fiery pits of hell, on video of course.
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