Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

Twitter stalking by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

twitter hound 

1) A person who ridiculously large amounts of time sending ridiculously large numbers of tweets.
2)A person who floods your email with meaningless tweets everyday.
3)A person who tweets all the time.

Can you believe this guy? He has sent out over a thousand tweets today. What a twitter hound.

twitter hound by livin large 2 October 4, 2011

twitter fright 

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

twitter fright by nocando August 2, 2012

Twitter Crash 

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.

Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!

Twitter Crash by The JOJ October 7, 2012

Twitter Chicken 

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

Twitter Chicken by reidromance June 17, 2013

twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

twitter mommy by smh yea May 14, 2014

Twitter Kale 

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

Twitter Kale by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016