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Toaster Oven

When one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

Common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!
by css53184 February 6, 2012
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Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus November 13, 2011
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if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?
"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast
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Tennessee Tongue twister

When a male cums into females mouth and then decides to make out with her after. During this process the female and male swap the cum between eachothers mouths.
During intercourse today RJ told me that him and his girl love Tennessee tongue twisters after intercourse.
by NEB16 September 2, 2009
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dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
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Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
by awagg July 11, 2011
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fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006
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