Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Fear turkey

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.

I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.

by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019

Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.

I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.

by Togwog March 31, 2019

Street Turkey

Slang. A person performing in public for gratuities, esp. in a flamboyant or silly manner. Street Performing Busking

That street turkey was so entertaining, I tossed a sawbuck into his hat!

by Mermaid Badger October 8, 2019