Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

turkshit

Slang for a low-quality firearm made in Turkey, a country known for their shitty guns. Most commonly used on online gun forums.

Dude, you’re better off keeping your money than spending $300 on that turkshit AR-12

by bananaclipjit April 24, 2023

Turkish Saloon

A brothel, a general house of prostitution.

Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.

by BeardSalad August 23, 2023

Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023

turkish cartwheel

A sexual act where the man and woman engaging in intercourse start doing cartwheels while the penis is inserted in the vagina

Last week when me and Emily turkish cartwheeled i nutted so much emily was drowning in cum

by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023

Türkəsayaq

Literally meaning "like a Turkish," is an adjective used in the Azerbaijani language. It is used to describe naive, simple-minded, or ignorant people. This term is common not only in the homeland but also among Azerbaijani diasporas who speak foreign languages.

My dear, I'm a türkəsayaq woman; I don't understand these things. Explain it to me in simple terms.

by leamsezadah July 31, 2024