MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

[chowder my trousers

When a man creams his jeans but with trousers

Fuck that nazi dungeon porn just made me chowder my trousers

by Grandfatherstaint July 20, 2018

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

red mouth trout

vagina pussy genitals slang

You should've seen the red mouth trout on that girl, had me scared go diving!

by BeatinCheeks April 12, 2019

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

The Frisky Trout

A handshake derivative in which you and another person, facing one another, reach in and begin slapping each other’s forearms simultaneously and rapidly.

I wished Bryan a Happy Birthday with The Frisky Trout.

by Meandersteg June 19, 2020