Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

by not a chance man September 19, 2009

E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.

Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.

by x BILKO x September 22, 2016

Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.

Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool

by unknown45629 November 21, 2009

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

Tool and Die

Bring a tool and running with it until you die

“Chris give me back my phone stop snooping around!” “Tool and Die”

by Sans from UNDERTALE August 4, 2018

Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.

John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.

by enols August 11, 2010

Tool shed

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009