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Tool baggery

A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.
Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!
by jily November 25, 2010
mugGet the Tool baggerymug.

Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
mugGet the Mega Toolmug.

busy tool

the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.
Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.
by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 24, 2010
mugGet the busy toolmug.

Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 19, 2009
mugGet the Tool Shopmug.

Tool and Die

Bring a tool and running with it until you die
“Chris give me back my phone stop snooping around!” “Tool and Die”
by Sans from UNDERTALE August 4, 2018
mugGet the Tool and Diemug.

Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.
John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.
by enols August 11, 2010
mugGet the Thule toolmug.

Tool shed

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.
yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed
by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009
mugGet the Tool shedmug.

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