mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by george January 20, 2005

Bang Toasted

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010

ToastedBagels

a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.

"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."

by her Baked Brethren September 18, 2013

Toastella

Toast with Nutella

Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: I had toastella, it was amazing!

by montrealguy1983 November 20, 2011

Penis Taster

People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.

Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!

by the one who stalks the shadows March 15, 2009

toastered

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004