yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 04, 2009

Salad Shooter

A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 02, 2008

side salad

is getting or giving a tossed salad to a dwarf or midget.

At that bachelor party the dancers gave each other side salads.

by sg420 May 03, 2010

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil May 31, 2008

Salad Man

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.

Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."

by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014

African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

by SydneySinner69 January 03, 2021