A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.
Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad
by Pedo-Bear October 19, 2008
A racist term towards Hispanic people. Popular in the Lehigh Valley area of Pennsylvania, this term is used mainly by white people when making fun of an Hispanic.
by jporksaucer May 15, 2010
"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"
by Rob Parker November 03, 2003
a soft puffy vagina,a pussy that one can bury ones face in without risk of breaking their nose on the woman's pelvic bone, not associated with a fat chick, not in any way loose. (root: Ebonics)
by simpleman324 August 13, 2011
highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.
The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.
The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.
by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004
by tiggr August 14, 2003
When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.
by Ben November 17, 2003