flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Juice Flex

The ability to impress a woman with little or no effort; a special je ne sais quoi

Person A: Wow, look at his swag!

Person: No, it's that Juice Flex.

by Keepitgangst November 9, 2017

Yeetosaurus Flex

YEET MONSTER

OH NO THERE IS A YEETOSAURUS FLEX, WE HAVE TO RUN!

by mor1tz March 5, 2018

Flex mekanisem

Something made perpusley to flex

That You Are doing Therese is a flex mekanisem

by Mrdrmd July 11, 2021

Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.

"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"

by Oafhunter December 8, 2021

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016