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Don't threaten me with a good time!

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.
Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"
by sarcastica717 October 27, 2008
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give the time

what do u do every night
I give the time every night
by Alex klfjd;kf jls;dfkjaslkf February 10, 2008
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Tiesha

Literal Definition:

Female name meaning - Brings Joy

Language - Kiswahili (Swahili)

Origin - Africa (most likely originated in Kenya/Uganda or a neighboring country)

Intelligent, loves camping, has a beautiful personality that attracts both men and women; Beautiful eyes; Great ass-you can't stay away from this woman; loves to have fun and is your go-to person for a great night out; caring and fun-loving; slow to let others in her circle of trust but once you are in, she's your friend for life!
"That's my Tiesha."
by Oldsoulll March 25, 2017
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Lord up in of this time bitch

Declaration of one's presence in the current time and place wherein the phrase is declared. One is also a time lord.
Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D
by fat virgin June 18, 2010
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Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
by Kamputer July 20, 2010
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time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard
Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?
by Ultimecia September 28, 2013
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