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pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
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off neck

The term "off neck" refers to an individual whom is well experienced in the practices of 'Bad Eggatory'. Whenever "Off Ya Neck" , one finds themselves in situations that may be questionable , but require years of hard earnt and learnt street smarts to be able to hold ones head up high , and genuinely believe , that they have "got this shit" , no matter how intoxicated / beyond the point of soberness, that they may be...
"Off Neck"

Person One : "Cunt , You're off ya Fucking Neck!"
Person Two : "Yeah , Na , Na , Yeah , Yeah , Cunt , I've Fucking Got This Shit".
by HGee90 April 21, 2017
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neck foot

a foot that comes out from the neck
Alec: That rob is pretty sneaky. Almost ninja like!
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.
by Rammer Schlanker December 1, 2009
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sweat neck

A very annoying person that just wont shut up.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you going to john's cookout? Guy 2: I don't think so because he has been drinking. You know how much of a sweat neck he is when he gets a few in him. Guy:1 Yep. By the end of the night he will have a blister on his tongue from flapping so much.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
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throwin neck

Kristin was throwin neck to every guy at that party. I received some neck and let me tell you that neck game was weak.
by thefaggot5 January 10, 2014
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neck box

The location between a girls chin and esophagus. Usually used for head activities.
Krista Hight I heard you threw your neck box out after too much head?
by Neckbox February 12, 2017
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