muff cabbage

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013

Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 1, 2020

a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.

"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"

by chaav May 22, 2024