Robert Doggart

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.

Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

by thecourtofpublicopinion February 18, 2017

rebound robert

idk what to tell you go look at mattias snap stories

“rebound robert day 15”

by iceyiz December 19, 2019

Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.

Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson

by Guywithgun July 3, 2014

Robert Zujan

An Irish tiktoker from Latvia who is scared to go to Longitude.

Robert Zujan: I'm a little bit like nervous about Longtitude like my friends are saying "buy the ticket buy the ticket", I'm not going
Thomas Arnold: You're not?
Robert Zujan: I don't wanna go
Thomas Arnold: Aw fuck off Rob the lineups sick man don't be a pussy
Robert Zujan: Everyone in the house is like "yeah I'm going" you are insane

by celtnash April 5, 2021

Robert Arrak

The MVP of Estonian Ice Hockey team.

Robert arrak lööb täna õhtul taas skoori.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019