Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012
Get the ass postmug. A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
Get the Musty Postmug. A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
Get the Promiscuous Postmug. The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 15, 2013
Get the Post Resurrectionmug. The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017
Get the post dribblemug. Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.
Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
Replies: *guillotine posting"
by MrBober August 22, 2023
Get the guillotine postingmug. by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011
Get the Post pissmug.