An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.
Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!
B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!
B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.
by Dr Auts April 10, 2015
Get the Irish Storytellingmug. The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.
John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
Get the The Irish Hellomug. by DaMe0w March 17, 2022
Get the Irish kissmug. by Pantsandshirts January 5, 2017
Get the Irish girlfriendmug. 
Get the Irish comamug. Inserting ones junk into a trach stoma. Generally the only way a person of Irish descent can achieve this feat.
Young Shamus was proud to watch the young lass gagging, albeit was only achieved in an Irish deepthroat.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 April 20, 2019
Get the Irish deepthroatmug. (verb)- To put an apple in the mouth, and pour milk in the vaginal area, before sexual intercourse, to loosen up and lubricate.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006
Get the Irish Lunchboxmug.