Ian

A highlighter that wears Santa hats too much

Ian got bit by a bug trying to get his Santa hat

by Anonymous Fruit November 25, 2024

Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm

Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!

by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008

Ian

The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world

-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.

by Ian's girl December 13, 2021

ian

The hood way to say I aint

“ian even know you was gon be over here”

by insomniaaaaa June 12, 2021

Ian is gay

The action of anyone named Ian being gay

"Ian is gay" "why?" "He asked me for feet pics" "yeah Ian is gay"

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Ian

Another name often associated with someone "unlucky" enough to be compared to durian, leading to awkward moments whenever they enter places where durian is prohibited.

Every time Ian walks into a restaurant, someone jokes about durian being banned—poor guy can't catch a break!

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

Ian

the most hot and sexy man ever he could so easily seduce you and anyone you see, Ian loves grinding and getting down with the one woman of his love because he is loyal and can take any woman he comes across if he wants to. to have the honor of being the love of his life you have simply, completed your life and you will so easily be satisfied by just his awe. by even being near him you cant help but give every complement known. he is the most perfect and beautiful and caring and loving person you will ever meet he has such good friends that everyone begs to have him as their companion as he doesn't have any competition because he is the best.

random woman 1: god I want Ian so bad he is just so good at getting at it I WANT HIM SO BAD
random woman 2: I mean he's not that cool, but i mean maybe being with him wouldn't be that bad.. well maybe I do like him.. I like him... I WANT HIM.. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM

by christydwiles April 14, 2022