Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.
*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*
Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"
Other bystander, "It appears that he is."
*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*
Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"
Other bystander, "It appears that he is."
*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*
Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010
Get the Goosemug. The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.
by Newster11111 July 29, 2010
Get the Goose Chasemug. by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017
Get the Silly goosemug. A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
Get the golden goosemug. Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy
You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!
by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008
Get the Emperor's Goosemug. The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)
"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.
"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.
Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)
Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!
Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!
by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007
Get the goose or maverickmug. by lisa February 21, 2004
Get the goose eggmug.