The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
by hoosier47804 August 19, 2013
A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
by Bills rv service August 09, 2019
A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.
Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."
by YellowAngel May 18, 2013
Ohio State highway patrolman
by READYRED April 20, 2021
An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.
by Mrfantastic September 15, 2013
Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
by Photogal November 11, 2022
by MwMimi September 13, 2021