An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.
by The British Are Coming July 18, 2013
A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013
when applesauce isn't cool enough.
by mr. potato January 01, 2013
by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
Short for Apple Juice.
by Crystallists January 27, 2010
by TXarno February 05, 2019
noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.
bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.
by heyyyyyyyo March 30, 2011