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bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes
by scum of the community November 23, 2017
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Tangy aids

Pronoun

Tangy aids is a term used to describe someone with a disability or mentally challenged.
Jim: Hey did u see tangy aids?
Me: no? Where!?
by gaygaygayagyagy6969 December 6, 2019
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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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Juggi Aids

Like Aids, just transmitted by touch from Juggi. If you come into contact with Juggi Aids, you are fucked.
Damn bro, you got them Juggi Aids... You're fucked.
by Juggi Aids Preacher July 4, 2022
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Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...
In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...
by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015
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Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"
Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.
by CranpaVA February 2, 2017
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