tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.

I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.

by WearWolph September 29, 2011

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

techbite

Extreme loss of heat (similar to frostbite) in ones hand that is the direct result of holding an electronic device such as a phone or mouse for an extended period of time.

Time to stop mobile creeping on Facebook. I can barely feel my hand because it's completely numb from techbite.

I have to get a different mouse for work. I can't work that long before techbite sets in.

by Venn Syii March 22, 2013

techadickt

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!

"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"

by dargondaemon October 9, 2014

tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.

"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."

by zevg April 3, 2015

Techest

The highest tech version of anything.

This Japanese toilet is the techest toilet I've ever used.

by Macdeal June 2, 2016