tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

tabletop booty

A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.

Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !

Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!

by fandomlover October 15, 2015

Tabletop booty

A butt that is so big and fine that you could metaphorically "eat off of it" like a table.

Man- wow, look at the tabletop booty she got.
Woman- you know I got that fine tabletop booty girl

by fandomlover October 19, 2015

Table Lice

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.

John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.

by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016

Tablenuts

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner

Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.

by WellLo July 10, 2016

Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018