pain train toot toot

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

electric toothbrush

a very nice device used like a vibrator

my toothbrush rocks

by toothbrush February 25, 2004

Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007

toot your own horn

To brag about one's own talents.

Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.

by qxan September 28, 2006

Nigger toothpick

Also known as NewPorts, What niggers use to clean there breath and pick at the huge space between there front teeth.

Fuck, Tyrones niggin another Nigger toothpick form Captain Ryan again i swear that nigger driving around a Escalade but can't afford Nigger Toothpicks..... fuckin stereotypes

by sunshine198484 November 8, 2010

Toot Braunstein

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".

Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.

by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010