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"A sense of toast.."
1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.
2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.
2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)
2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)
3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
(I have a feeling about this..)
2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)
3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
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Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
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"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."
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