pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ October 6, 2012

Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.

by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019

dry cow

A moose that can't have any more calfs

A Girl who can't have kids

Or another meaning she is a person with no self respect

Look at that dry cow guys,she's so dirty

by Fml I'm dead anyways September 11, 2014

Cow Lips

A Really really fat vagina.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you hooked up with last night
Guy 2: Nahh man she had cow lips...bitch was ratchet

by co_ January 31, 2014

angus cow

a significantly overweight, ugly, umemployed, trailer park trash, native to north eastern New Jersey.

The angus cow sticks her head through the trailer window awaiting her rail thin ex-husband to deliver her alimony/child support check. She impatiently mooos from time to time as the window jam cuts into her flab.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006

Aroused Cow

Ejaculating into one's milk, Causing the victim to drink your seamen.

Damn kids pulled an Aroused Cow on me!

by CEleven January 11, 2014

fucking cow

A female whose primary use is for fucking... vaginal and anal.

Other uses may include giving oral sex and taking doses of ejaculate on, or around the face.

Eg: “Going to see my Fucking Cow Tonight.

by Dictomaster May 7, 2018