Frog in the throat

The act of having a Frenchman stick his dick down your throat; getting deep-throated by a Frenchman; giving a blowjob to a Frenchman

(telephone rings)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Lydia?
Jacques: Eh no, Lydia, she cannot speak to you at ze moment. She has got a frog in the throat

by CommanD'OH January 29, 2010

Throat goat

Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level

Damn babe you really are the throat goat

by Mop goon August 11, 2020

Throatal

The act of using the uvula to penetrate the males urethra. (Oral Sex)

When my friend Crazylegs became intoxicated due to large quantities of alcohol, he offered us each a throatal.

by Baby Bottle Blaps October 16, 2008

throataria

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

by Ryan December 28, 2004

throatgina

a word coined for the scar left behind after a tracheotomy which resembles a sideways vagina.

Man, I'm getting stiff just looking at Bertha's throatgina.

by black taco superstarZZZZ February 4, 2010

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010

Throat laundry

The act of regurgitating regurgitated substances ie vomiting vomit back into somebody's mouth. To swallow someone's vomit and then puke it back into their mouth. Can go on ad-infinitum until the full cycle is done.

See "Two girls, one cup/finger"

Please note, a throat laundry would not appear on the high street but if it did, it would be managed by Dot Rotten.

by Sprouts on the side May 27, 2010