Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.
Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.
by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 08, 2009
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Sticky note

The act of expressing one's gratitude to a prostitute/stripper/sex worker by ejaculating on the money.
Betty Boob: Kay, we're done, where's my money.

You: Give me five minutes to recharge and I'll give you a sticky note.
by yourmom20 May 13, 2009
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Sticky Fingers

1. The nigga that grabs the goose from a brothas cabinet.

2. A nigga who forgets to wash his dirty bitch ass hands afta finger-fuckin his lil ms. roten-crotch
1.
Eakins: Send Gladden to snag that drank...he's got them sticky fingers.

2.
Eakins: That shit was nutts...I finger fucked the shit outta dat bitch.

Jeeeerd: Fuck nigga why you shake my hand with them dirty ass sticky fingers
by Eaks August 24, 2006
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sticky black

Some dark weed, usually chocolate that comes compressed
Yo. I had some of that sticky black last night and had the mad muchies
by ebony August 19, 2003
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icky sticky

horrid,nice and tangable,chewey and yummy,pooey something usually related to cum,monkeys or pizza delivery boys.
"he got all icky sticky on me," "i was icky sticky when he looked at me"
by jasmin-xian March 13, 2006
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sticky keys

to have a wank and cum on your keyboard,
luke: i watched some well good porn lastnight and wanked over it

jamie: err really ?
luke : yeah, i proper cumed over the keyboard and gave it sticky keys
by squid and jay March 18, 2010
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Sticky Wicket

When you cum onto your partner's hand, and they smush it around between their fingers, and let the cum dry, thus glueing their fingers together.
Bitch 1: Hey how was sex with Herschel last night?

Bitch 2: It was great, until he gave a sticky wicket, and I was late to work since I couldn't drive with my fin-like appendages.

Bitch 1: DAYUMMM! yo mama gonna get mad if you late to pick up yo brutha from pre-school again.

Bitch 3: Yo bitches! I saw "How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2" last night! And after the movie Shantel gave me a Sticky Wicket.

Bitch 2: That's Splungtastic! You and I got sticky wickets last night!

Bitch 1: Yeah well word to yo mutha!!!

Bitch 3: Yo mutha ain't got nothin on my daddy!

Bitch 2: Peace, bitches! We believe that the children are the future. Everybody SANG!!

Bitch 4: You a crazy mofo!
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