Sitty-9

Similar to 69, a Sitty-9 is when a couple is laying in the position, but fully clothed and not having any oral sex. A very raunchy and cute thing for couples to do, so long as neither of them farts.

Cassandra and I were laying in Sitty-9 position, and we fell asleep like that.

by Random Person4728959 March 3, 2015

9/11

A government conspiracy that was an excuse to invade Iraq.

Kyle did not cause 9/11, and neither did a bunch of posed of muslims

by the blasian batman September 22, 2016

After 9

This is when the kids go to sleep and you get your freak on. Or should I say yo get sum pum pum.😭😅🤣

I would love some pum pum after 9.

by Mo-lyrical October 12, 2019

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

9/11

The day in 2001 where slayer released their best album: God Hate Us ALL, a great day for metal, which is sadly forgotten due to some event in New-York and has quite an ironic title thanks to that

- Oh god Bill did you heard what happened today ?
- Hell yeah a new album of slayer ! I love it ! 9/11 best day ever !
- Not that Bill...

by :smirk: February 23, 2018

Aisle 9

The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.

"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."

by Hi-Meh April 9, 2012

September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.

“it’s september 9th”
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say”
“oh no”

by big johnnnyyyy September 8, 2021