Ugly Sweater Wednesday

Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.

Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!

Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.

by awesomosauraus January 30, 2008

summer sweater.

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.

Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.

by Cnary August 29, 2009

Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh

when mourning over a loved one or significant other

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

by Archbishop_TCO October 15, 2019

Bedwars Sweat

Someone who has never seen real sunlight or has never touched grass.
Me: "Yo, wanna go out and play football?"
Them: " No, Fuck off I need to get 900,000 wins!"

BedWars Sweat
Me: "Yo, wanna go out and play football?"
Them: " No, Fuck off I need to get 900,000 wins on Bedwars!"

by Minecraft Dictionary Man April 26, 2021

Cosby Sweater

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

by porcupinecone November 19, 2014

Sweat

Commonly used to describe the ‘know-it-all’ in school

They always do they’re homework (and extra homework)
The annoying nerdy student that bums up to the teacher and thinks they’re better than the rest of the class

*school bell rings*

Ben: “Thank GOD it’s the end of school!”
Brenda: “Ikr, and Miss didn’t have enough time to give us the homework!” XD
*sweat*: “MISS WHAT ABOUT THE HOMEWORK!?!”

Ben,Brenda (and rest of the class): “UGH SHUT UP U SWEAT!”

by I am phat :D November 5, 2018