Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
Get the different strokes for different blokesmug. by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025
Get the You gotta be stroking memug. It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
Get the Stroking The Hogmug. When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
Get the Counter-Strokemug. by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024
Get the Day one strokesmug. A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008
Get the exertion strokemug. by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011
Get the stroke the magic picklemug.