Stroke my Bat 32

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.

Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.

by Roseboy August 9, 2021

sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.

I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.

by bigmoney August 28, 2004

top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.

The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.

by darcturus June 4, 2007

poetry-stricken

a person poor in pocket but rich in poetic imagination

He did not notice his poverty because he was poetry-stricken

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.

Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'

by fatduck65 June 8, 2019

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

Stroke

The action of rubbing hardly a lubricated penis head with your hand in order to make the man cum.

When doing a stroke, if you handle the ball sack firmly with one hand and the penis head with another, the ejaculation will come faster and stronger

by Willhelmina Plowes July 14, 2018