stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Stealthie

An image taken quickly and without warning.

Dude 1: Hey check out this photo I took of those ducks!
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.

by StealthieInc March 16, 2015

The Stealth

Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.

i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!

u need a ride in my stealth?

by i am zam March 12, 2003

Dodge Stealth

A boat with four wheel steering

Person 1 "Look at that yaht"

Person 2 "Dude that's a dodge stealth RT"

by My name is Jim December 18, 2016

Stealthie

A picture taken by someone, usually a girl, that is clearly a selfie but contains a cute animal or object of interest in order to curb the backlash of it being a selfie.

John: "Hey Pete, did you see Amy's new puppy? Looks pretty cute."

Pete: "You sure that's the only thing that was cute? Dude it was totally a stealthie! Typical Amy."

by Talmok February 4, 2014

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

Helter Skelter

A book written in the 1950's or 60's that inspired Charles Manson, inadvretantly, to form a cult, the "Manson Family", in which, he was not only the "father", but "God". This led to the "Manson Murders" in 1968, and the Manson trials throughout the 1970's. these trials inclued Sharon Tate and others. The entire fiasco took place in an just outside Los Angeles, Califorina.

Person 1:"Do you remember Helter Skelter?"
Person 2:"OH MY GAWD! CHALES MANSONS IN MY HEAD!"

by Alec LeClair August 29, 2007