Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.
To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.
by Klaus Von Steamerson September 30, 2011
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by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009
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Another name for The Mummy.
Another name for The Mummy.
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A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
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by Poling May 13, 2003
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