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state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"
Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !
by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015
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stateful

/adjective/ describing a situation or person that is cringe worthy.
"Her hair was stateful today."
"Ikr, it was just awful!"
by Lutsafralu September 19, 2017
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State of 'Meh'

The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.

In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.

Key premise:

We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
"I'm worried you're depressed"
"No, I'm just in a state of 'meh'"
by BJME November 6, 2017
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staden

Staden is the type of person to always be there for you when your sad when he first meets you and becomes your friend from that point on you two will be brothers or brother and sister no matter what aslong as your by his side he will be by yours.
Staden is my brother
by Deadsoldier February 18, 2018
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State Bridge Road

A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.
"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
by FERG April 3, 2019
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State of the Ark

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.
"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019
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stateist

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.
I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.
by pink puffy penguin May 10, 2020
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