Cum-smacking

The moment when you are balls-deep and at the last second, you pull out, jizz into your hand, and slap her across the face with it.

She is totally into cum-smacking when she has a drink or two.
She asked me to be rough, so I cum-smacked her.

by TheCahAI November 29, 2019

Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021

Dick smacking

When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”

(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny

Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley

by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022

Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss

Bro I was cross staching Craig last night

by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022

Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."

"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."

by Overlord0 November 3, 2023

Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.

Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.

by slackwise April 26, 2019

stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012