Spider anal

When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.

You like spider anal don't you?

by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.

A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"

by cray October 31, 2005

Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

by Olillia August 4, 2015

spidering

The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.

There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion

by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013