ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.

person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011

Chank spank

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok

Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown

by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

spankies

really tight short shorts worn by beautiful women around the house.

aly always wears her spankies around the house

by reno January 29, 2005

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 15, 2005

spank

some drug in the video game grand theft auto 3.

here's your spank.
You got any spank?

by Freakazoid May 24, 2005